Red Flag Collector Hoodie – Funny Heather Grey Men’s Pullover Sweatshirt

This red flag hoodie is for those who know better but date them anyway. Whether you're out here overanalyzing text messages or romanticizing chaos, this heather grey hoodie wraps you in comfort while your standards spiral. It's soft, dramatic, and 100% judgment-free.  

Material & Fit 

• Soft fleece blend - Cozy inside, smooth outside. Perfect for cuddling (even if it’s with another red flag). 
• Men’s pullover hoodie fit - Midweight warmth that’s easy to layer or wear solo. 
• Heather grey colorway - Goes with every “this time will be different” situation. 
• 🚩 "Collector" front graphic - Proudly declare your red flag radar is broken and thriving. 

Why You’ll Wear It (Again... Like That Relationship) 

• Pairs well with late-night overthinking and emotionally unavailable playlists. 
• Comfortable enough to fall asleep in - alone or with your latest mistake. 
• Looks like a hug. Feels like denial.